Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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