I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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