brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
