I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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I fill condoms, not promises.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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