if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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