Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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