god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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