A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
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Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
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Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..