Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(440): View more from Ohio

wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant

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(513): View more from Ohio

you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her

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(423): View more from Tennessee

i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.

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(613): View more from Ontario

i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.

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(817): View more from Texas

Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool

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(928): View more from Arizona

So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..

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