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(262): View more from Wisconsin

I am engaged

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To a real live girl that has met me

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Five things that make you perfect. Go.

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The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.

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(541): View more from Oregon

Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?

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(765): View more from Indiana

Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.

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(303): View more from Colorado

He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?

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(904): View more from Florida

The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles

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