Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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