so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
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I need you to use more vowels.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program