I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
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this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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