I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...