yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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