just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
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Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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