It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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