god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
