woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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