dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
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