Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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