I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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