what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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