god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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