It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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