Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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