so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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