I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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