it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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