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Lets date for the summer

(815): View more from Illinois

what?

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Dont love me in September.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen

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(850): View more from Florida

I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.

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(727): View more from Florida

I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have

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(719): View more from Colorado

The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later

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(480): View more from Arizona

Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?

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