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(250): View more from British Columbia

Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere

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(734): View more from Michigan

it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco

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(540): View more from Virginia

Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right

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(229): View more from Georgia

He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.

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(707): View more from California

Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....

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(360): View more from Washington

I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.

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(240): View more from Maryland

Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?

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(561): View more from Florida

I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something

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(805): View more from California

You left your phone here

(805): View more from California

Wait...

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