let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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