i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
someone owes me an orgasm
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
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Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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