I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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