Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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