i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
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You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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