I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
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Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...