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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures

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  I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy

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  But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee

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• (315): View more from New York

  i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.

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• (619): View more from California

  I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.

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• (714): View more from California

  Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...

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