weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
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He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life