in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Randomize
