Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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