Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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