I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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