He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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