Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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