my soul wont recognize me after tonight
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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