it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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