apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
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she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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