I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize
