Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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