from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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