its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
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