office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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