it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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