im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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