I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
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