Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Randomize
