Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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