the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
this hospital has no fireball
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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