Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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