is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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