im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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