i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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