Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
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At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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