Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
