You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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