See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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