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(734): View more from Michigan

So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i only shaved half my leg

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on purpose

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."

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(507): View more from Minnesota

We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.

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(458): View more from Oregon

I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.

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You are my idol.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.

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(406): View more from Montana

I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.

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(647): View more from Ontario

I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I got my gum stuck on his balls.

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